Hiya, it's Cristal!
This is a side blog to Ziel's and my multimuse's account, so I can't follow ya back but it's nice to see ya! You'll mostly find shitposts here and things that make me laugh, or lovey things for my wife to see. Also sometimes art. In the end, I'm just a Gay Red Robot to another Gay Blue Robot.

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  1. post-futurism:

    Mirror’s Edge Catalyst (2016)

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  1. eververboten:
“Me with these random heart flutters from stress
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    eververboten:

    Me with these random heart flutters from stress

    (Source: anxietyproblem)

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  1. unrealistic-realiity:

    beachdeath:

    thenonbinaryspacegem:

    insurrectionarycompassion:

    internet-recluse:

    meatthawsmoth:

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    She’s doing a great job

    I mean getting the government running is a priority RN. I’m sure Dems will get to it in time

    Like they got around to closing Gitmo right?

    the bill wasnt to fund ICE by itself the bill was to FUND THE GOVERNMENT PERIOD. Like seriously voting no to stop funding the government specifically to stop ICE from being funded is 1. not actually going to deal with the problem of abolishing ICE and 2. Only will continue to harm those who are affected by the shutdown. Like those whos families need the welfare programs that the bill voted to fund??

     If we want to abolish ICE you dont do that by just saying ‘hi i vote to stop funding it’ once?? it takes LEGISLATION and WORK. Not just voting on one bill that isnt even focused on the issue at hand. 

    this is such a bullshit outrage piece and yall keep falling for it. incredible. 

    in 2019 we ARE reading articles and making sure we comprehend their contents and we are NOT posting headlines and reacting in outrage without even attempting to accrue further information

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

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  1. governments asleep post fat pikachu

    holographicfatpikachu:

    holographicfatpikachu:

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    ROUND 2

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  1. sergle:

    innucinsar:

    sergle:

    I already named my switchblade Stabitha but what’s a good name for a sword?

    SLASHLEY

    SLASHLEY

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  1. internclarabelle:

    dead-men-disco:

    internclarabelle:

    it really is next to impossible to write realistic sibling dialogue, I just passed my brother on the stairs and instead of greeting each other like human beings I said ‘born survivor’ and he said ‘youtube rewind. let’s set it to rewind.’ like you ain’t gonna find that shit in a novel

    aw man writing siblings is so wild because sometimes you just can’t portray it

    me and my little brother don’t even greet each other - if we pass each other on the stairs or in the corridor, we jump into ridiculous fight stances then feign karate chopping and slapping each other (stopping just before we make contact) whilst making “HIIIYA” and “POW” noises for a solid 30 seconds, then silently walk off and continue what we were doing

    and then sometimes he’ll either just do the Had To Do It To ‘Em pose when I enter the room or dab as a greeting

    exactly! I have three younger brothers and the original post was just about the oldest, the middle one and me usually do some kind of elaborate dab also, and a lot of the time when I see the youngest I just yell his name like a wrestling commentator…siblings have a different language

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  1. lord-vae:

    when the DM rolls their dice quietly, goes “hm,” and then continues like nothing happened:

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  1. ovopack:
“ From Spyro reignited trilogy.
リメイク版スパイロの良さみを懇々と語りたい
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    ovopack:

    From Spyro reignited trilogy.

    リメイク版スパイロの良さみを懇々と語りたい

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